"NGEE ANN Polytechnic has revamped some of its courses to prepare students for jobs at integrated resorts (IRs)." - Today 28 Apr 2005Looks like everything is all set with the casinos that even Polytechnics are gearing up to offer courses catered to the Integrated Resorts.
I can see it now, the modules that they will be offering.
Mahjong 101: Introduction To Mahjong (Taiwanese, Hong Kong & Singapore Rules)
Mahjong 102: The Fundamentals Of Counting The Tais (Doubles)
Mahjong 103: Basics Of The Game (From Dice Throwing, Chiak, Pong, Gong to Gao)
Mahjong 104: The Strategy Of When To And When Not To Ump Kong
Mahjong 105: Flowers & Animals: Good Or Bad?
Mahjong 106: How To Do Da San Yuan (大三元）, Da Si Xi （大四喜）, Chap Sar Yew （十三幺）.
Mahjong 107: The Perils Of Da Xiang Gong (大相公）, Xiao Xiang Gong （小相公）, Zha Hu （诈胡）, Dio Pao （Hokkien: 中包）.
Mahjong 108: Practical Project: Mahjong Tournament.
Anyway, I can imagine when these students graduate and start working at the casinos. Imagine their name cards to be like this:
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p.s. I know that logo above was spoofed from Singapore Poly while the article refers to Ngee Ann. Bor pian leh... cannot find a big enough logo for NP leh... unless somebody can supply, I think I will leave it like that for now.
- Voxeros
1. a reader left...
You forgot this one: Mahjong 108: How to "Game" Without A Tai - Qing Yi Se, Ping Hu, Peng Peng Hu etc.
Merenwen
Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:25 pm
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The modules are hilarious!You forgot this one: Mahjong 108: How to "Game" Without A Tai - Qing Yi Se, Ping Hu, Peng Peng Hu etc.
Merenwen
2. a reader left...
Should have a lesson on how to swear when losing.
Lancerlord [gigi_lala2002@yahoo.com]
Friday, 29 April 2005 12:47 am
LOL. This will be a very noisy course.Should have a lesson on how to swear when losing.
Lancerlord [gigi_lala2002@yahoo.com]
3. JayWalk left...
Other modules include,
Mahjong 211: How to change underwear for better luck.
Mahjong 222: How to resolve a kar-loong?
Mahjong 309: How to read card with your thumb?
Mahjong 318: What if you need to fart?
Friday, 29 April 2005 2:11 am
Sheena and Lancerlord: This is for year 1 mah... your suggestions are the more advanced level modules to be taken in Year 2 and 3.Other modules include,
Mahjong 211: How to change underwear for better luck.
Mahjong 222: How to resolve a kar-loong?
Mahjong 309: How to read card with your thumb?
Mahjong 318: What if you need to fart?
4. a reader left...
anna
Friday, 29 April 2005 8:22 am
hilarious..... must definitely be tomorrow-ed...if it hasn't already been!anna
5. a reader left...
luckily not drinking anything....when not to ump kong...so funny...
nice format. ^^
whateverstreet
Friday, 29 April 2005 1:17 pm
*lol*luckily not drinking anything....when not to ump kong...so funny...
nice format. ^^
whateverstreet
6. JayWalk left...
Whateverstreet: Glad you enjoyed it. ManU shall win the FA Cup!
Nice format? Thanks! Credit goes to Wonkytong for that. (",)
Friday, 29 April 2005 1:48 pm
Anna: We'll see if it shows up there won't we?Whateverstreet: Glad you enjoyed it. ManU shall win the FA Cup!
Nice format? Thanks! Credit goes to Wonkytong for that. (",)
7. a reader left... 
yup you got Tomorrowed! and thanx for your support! :)
calm one
Friday, 29 April 2005 2:07 pm
yup you got Tomorrowed! and thanx for your support! :)calm one
8. JayWalk left...
Friday, 29 April 2005 2:13 pm
calm one: Well, what do you know? It really did show up at Tomorrow.sg..
Thanks for the recommendation and also thanks for dropping by!
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