Pissing Humour

 

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Realising that we weren't going to make it back in time for dinner with the rest of the tournament participants, we decided to pull over at one of the restaurants along the street to stop for dinner.

So while the rest of the party were settling down at the table, AP (the guy in the cap and bermudas) and I headed to the rest room to take a leak for we have been stuck in the car for close to 2 hours. Besides, we also needed to wash our hands prior to dinner too.

As I was washing my hands, AP started swearing and cursing all the Cantonese expletives, the natural reaction for me would be to quickly turned around to see what happened and I found myself bursting into hysterical laughter.

AP was pissing all over his shoes as the urinal was not connected to the pipe below! I could have sworn that his pair of burgundy New Balance sneakers was a shade more orange as a result of the "yellow dye".
What happened next was even funnier.

AP, still cursing and swearing non-stop, shifted to adjacent urinal while in midstream and pissing across the wall in the process. WTF??!!

I can only sketch what I saw here for :

1. by the time I whipped out my camera, it would have been all over anyway and,
2. AP would kill me if he caught me taking picture of him pissing.

The rest of the party who went in after us were complaining about the rest room, for there was piss everywhere.

AP and I kept really quiet throughout dinner. 

- Voxeros

1. Chocolate gal left...

Friday, 28 September 2007 1:42 pm

Muahhhaaa... use this to blackmail him :p

2. JayWalk left...

Friday, 28 September 2007 2:41 pm :: 

Chocolate: Don't want lah.... good friend mah.... shhhhh......

3. Chocolate gal left...

Friday, 28 September 2007 4:46 pm

ok ok... 偷偷的勒索啦... hehehe

4. JayWalk left...

Saturday, 29 September 2007 10:07 am :: 

Chocolate: Nah....

5. Winsor left...

Saturday, 29 September 2007 12:40 pm :: http://winsor.blogspot.com

hahaha! Damn! This is funny! Why can't your friend like hold his pee then make the move??

6. JayWalk left...

Saturday, 29 September 2007 12:57 pm :: 

Winsor: I believe that once pee is out, you can't stop it. Why don't you try it at home and then come back here with your findings?

7. nadnut left...

Sunday, 30 September 2007 2:45 am

aiyoh! tsk tsk. btw your sketch very nice!

8. JayWalk left...

Sunday, 30 September 2007 10:20 am :: 

nadnut: Definitely not my best work. I wanted to redo and improve on the "piss across the wall" but alas iLazy.

But hey, that's what you get for 2 minutes of effort. I always adopt the mantra. Mai Hiam Buay Pai.

9. Winsor left...

Wednesday, 3 October 2007 12:40 pm :: http://winsor.blogspot.com

jay, i always thought that it could be done. it's like a toilet palour trick, to urinal-hop, without spillage. haha!

10. Everton left...

Wednesday, 3 October 2007 1:11 pm

don't know how old your friend is. it could be an early sign of enlarging prostate gland :-(
should train him like our old dog bunny (ha ha)...pee at one spot!!!!

11. JayWalk left...

Wednesday, 3 October 2007 2:51 pm :: 

Winsor: Won't work for me dude. When it's out, even a vice clamp won't stop it.

Everton: I doubt if he has a prostate problem. He is around my age. Btw, our old dog is Barney. Not bunny. Imagine a dog named after a rabbit. Oh the shame!

12. Rachel left...

Thursday, 11 October 2007 5:33 pm :: http://www.xtralicious.com

Wah lau!!! LOLOL damn gross can..

13. Winsor left...

Thursday, 11 October 2007 8:58 pm :: http://winsor.blogspot.com

vice clamp! hahahaha!
I LOL'd... i think i alarmed my mum.

14. JayWalk left...

Friday, 12 October 2007 2:44 am :: 

Rachel: What would you have done then? Either way, the pee is going to be all over the place.

Winsor: Well, there is an old hokkien saying that goes "Gin nah zhuar guei kuey. Lao lang di dio eh. 小孩洒过溪，老人滴到鞋."