Cookies Of Death

I was in Kuala Lumpur last week on a buying trip and we covered as many as 13 supermarkets in just 2 days.

Crown Prince was with me this trip and we conversed mainly in his native tongue of Ta1wanese Hokkien.
 
One of the stops was AEON Big (formerly known as Carrefour) when I spotted this product.

I grabbed the product and ran over to him excitedly....


Me: Eh. Jeet eh jiak liao eh si lang eh!
(Translate: 哟! 这个吃了会死人的!; Translate: Eh. This one eat already will die people one!)

CP: Simi?
(Translate: 什么?; Translate: What?)

Me: Nair...... SILANG butter cookies lor!

CP: -________________-"

Me: Hiak! Hiak! Hiak! Hiak!

- Voxeros